NIGERIANS BLAST SOUTH AFRICANS OVER EVER-INCREASING XENOPHOBIA!

 REMEMBERING BIG BROTHER AFRICA AND  NIGERIANS' REPLIES TO SOUTH AFRICAN XENOPHOBIA!

…Jacob-Zuma-performs…

1.FROM OMONAIJA TO BLACK SACANS

I am Nigerian. Live in Nigeria. Love it! Visited 11 countries in almost all continents. Worked in 3 countries (including SA) deploying technology on behalf of my global energy company (180 countries bro). Citizens of the world commit crime and also do good things wherever they find themselves. Most South Africans dont know this cos they’re very simple and local. Please travel some.

Why do South African women marry Nigerian men? Ask them why, hope your ego survives the answer. There are 400 SA companies here in naija. We also have several small and medium scale Nigerian companies in SA. We support the SA medical system with skilled and experienced doctors.

Is SA a beautiful country? Yes. Would I live there? NO. Nigeria is also very beautiful and has limitless opportunities with the biggest market in Africa. Can Nigeria survive MTN and co leaving? They only got here yesterday. Will nationalize them in a minute. We did well without them and would continue to do so. We also have home grown Telcos (Glo, etc.) giving MTN a run for their money and also operating in other West African countries.

Do we care if all Naijas in SA are deported? We are 160 million people. 4 in 10 black men is Nigerian. Who cares about illegal immigrants? Will Nigerians retaliate if even the illegals in SA are mistreated rather than being repatriated properly, if needed? Ask your government. They know.

Can Nigeria go toe to toe with SA diplomatically? Ask Britain. We recently halted BA flights for messing with Arik airlines, and we kicked out the British and Nationalized BP in the 70s because of your sorry Black asses being enslaved by the Europeans. We need no favors from SA. We are no beggars – ask your women. We will survive and thrive anywhere – ask your women again.

We are very loyal and proud, and SA is too inexperienced globally to mess with us. Our President is a PhD, while yours takes a bath and eats beetroot to prevent AIDS. BTW, after reading this comment, scoot to the front page of The Sowetan and see the abuses, murder, corruption, paedophilic and gerontophilic abuses being reported, were those also committed by Nigerians?

Always looking for someone to blame are you? We are not Zimbabweans or any other panhandling SADAC folk. We will hit back where we can. A Nigerian did not become the richest African through BBE or apartheid era stolen lucre. Watch and learn fuckas.

2.FROM NAIJANINJA

I find it amazing how someone would burn another person alive just because he is living in your turf.I am very disappointed in the black citizens of south africa.
In 2008,South Africans BY MOB LYNCHING paid back their fellow Africans who had fought so hard to free them. The only people they couldn’t kill were Nigerians, cos our boyz brought out phucking AK’s.Ha!Ha!Ha!….

Seriously, I don’t know why Nigerians decide going there. If you’re in South Africa now, or planning to go there take a look at these facts:

1. THE MOST UGLY PEOPLE IN THE WORLD.
2. THE MOST UNGRATEFUL PEOPLE IN THE WORLD.
3. THE COUNTRY WITH THE HIGHEST NUMBER OF PEOPLE LIVING WITH HIV?AIDS(well over 5million) WORLDWIDE
4. THE MOST UNPOLISHED PEOPLE.
5. THE NUMBER 1 COUNTRY IN AFRICA THAT SUPPORTS HOMOSEXUALITY, BESTIALITY, and the likes.
6. ONE COUNTRY THAT MAJORLY LIVES ON FOREIGN INVESTORS.
7. THE COUNTRY THAT HAS BENEFITED THE MOST FROM NIGERIA.

3. FROM NAIJACOMMANDO

just a few points to add to your list,bro:
a.the most worthless opportunists on earth….i wonder where these fake idiots would be without their white gods.
b.the ‘fakest’ nonentities the world has ever known….ignoramuses always feeling fly.
c.the african country with the most population of junky-looking women….where u see women with asses as wide as a dinning table(i wonder what they eat)
d.the only country that takes pride in the achievement of hermaphrodite athletes claiming female gender…who says these big-mouthed morons are not also corrupt.
e.the only country whose citizens are soo dumb,so much so that foreigners dominate their civil service….lol at these worthless heaps of gabbage. e.t.c,e.t.c thanks naijaninja  uv made my day bro…….hahahahahahahahaha.

4. FROM VIRGIN GIRL

Isn’t it lovely to see Nigerians unite in national pride and dignity here! kiss.It means there is still hope for us! We do not realize that we are actually madly, deeply, crazily in love with our country and with each other because tribal and religious sentiments (which we foolishly allow our leaders to feed on) keep us from accepting it!
We are like husband and wife who fight each other every chance they get but if anybody mistakenly insult or harrass any of them, the other attacks the intruder like a wounded tiger! Does that not show they are madly, crazily in-love but are just too proud and too immaure to show it?
We curse and fight each other, yet if any outsider mistakenly insult us, he’s in soup!See! Nigerians grow up! let us come together! Only as one can we truely be the giants of Africa, open your eyes .

Ha ha ha ha ha, @NN sef
Nigeria, we hail thee.
Our own dear native land……….
Though tribe or tongue may differ, in brotherhood we stand…
Nigeria, I’m proud to serve ……. I beg, una help me complete the rest.. Na old national anthem Lol

EXTRACTED FROM NL AND BIG BROTHER AFRICA DISCUSSION FORUMS

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WORDS EXTRACTED FROM PAST WAEC/NECO EXAMS FOR VOCABULARY IMPROVEMENT…ENJOY!

 WORDS EXTRACTED FROM PAST WAEC/NECO EXAMS FOR VOCABULARY IMPROVEMENT...ENJOY!

2500 WORDS FOR VOCABULARY DEVELOPMENT AND SPELLING PRACTICE BY NIGERIAN SECONDARY SCHOOL STUDENTS (1)

INTRO …Can a list of about 2500 words claim to be the all-in-all for a subject like English Language?…definitely not!…but the advantage these words have is that they were extracted from WAEC and our school’s examination papers in the past … Continue reading →

 

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PIDGIN VERSUS WAEC/NECO ENGLISH…21 POINTS NIGERIAN SECONDARY SCHOOLS AND STUDENTS SHOULD NOTE

 PIDGIN VERSUS WAEC/NECO ENGLISH...21 POINTS STUDENTS TAKING THESE EXAMS SHOULD NOTEWHY STUDENTS MUST BEWARE!

 1.Pidgin English is a simplified Language in English used between people not having a common language. It was used originally between the Chinese and Europeans. Pidgin English is used all over the world with variations to be found in different countries and between communities.

 2. Our aim is not to deride Pidgin English but to instruct you that you must not use Pidgin Language in school and that you must as students be determined not to allow pidgin to enslave you. The reason is that your frequent use of Pidgin will affect your usage of “regular English” – especially the consonants. e.g. the use of “DEM” for “THEM”. Let us define regular English here as the one stipulated by the WAEC or NECO and scheme of work which you must pass otherwise your academic progress in our society will be delayed.

 3. The WAEC scheme of work is based on what is usually called “Queen’s English”. It is the form of English that is acceptable to the educated and business class of England. It is not exactly the English spoken by the English “natives” who live in the interior or village communities in England. It is the English passed to us “officially” by English when Nigeria was its colony. It is slightly different from the Computer English of today definitely, severely modified by the Americans who regard themselves as cousins in the main to the English. It is possible that in future the WAEC scheme of work in English might be amended beyond mere acceptance of computer jargons. But as at today our effort as a school and your response as students should be close to the standards acceptable to our educational examination bodies.

 4. Nigerian students of today are confronted on one side by  local Pidgin, by American pidgin through films and by West Indian Pidgin through music. The average Nigerian child  today for all we know could be said to be a bundle of confusion in terms of English Language especially if not properly guided by his or her school.

 5. During the colonial period of Nigeria, Pidgin English was regarded by our English masters as a Language fit only for their boys quarters.

6. Even in America today the English spoken by many blacks is seen as “downtown” language. It is useful for entertainment on the T.V but less useful for doing business on the New York Stock Exchange. Some of you will be studying or working abroad in future. Definitely you will need to pay more attention to your use of regular English. The Harlem (Ajegunle of New York) English will not be useful to you in high income jobs. You must therefore seriously consider what you are being told today.

 Historically some events have contributed to the growth or  use of Pidgin language in Nigeria. These include:

7. The need to communicate with Europeans by those on the coastal parts of Nigeria when they came with The  Bible and later the Slave Trade.

8. The withdrawal or mass exodus of English colonial officers just before and after the independence of Nigeria.

9. The downturn in the Nigeria economy and the disappearance of the middle class with the attendant breakdown in social and family values.

10. The emergence of churches and the use of Pidgin English to evangelize people or worship God.

11. The music of Fela which had general acceptance all over the country and was not limited to his tribe or language stock.

12. The adoption of Pidgin English by university students who are the products of the new conditions in the Nigerian society.

Mrs. Tope Shotade  an old student of our school ( but now an English Language graduate and  ex-News Editor at the Lagos State Television Service) had this to say as part of the disadvantages of using Pidgin English indiscriminately:

 13. “In a changing world where English Language is becoming generally used by everyone and associated with good literary communication, even in third world countries like Nigeria, the use of Pidgin especially by students shows your economical and social status. Generally, educated people look down on pidgin speakers as being uneducated and people without comfortable upbringing. The pidgin language cannot be taken to prestigious organizations without it affecting the judgement of the people about you”.

 14. “In a phonological sense where  standard English consonants differ from that of  the indigenous language consonants “Them” becomes “Dem” “something” becomes “sometin” or” sontin”.

 15. “In the grammatical aspect, pidgin teaches you to say “ I dey  come” instead of “I’ll be back”. This has led to the use of phrases like “I am coming” which is commonly used in Nigeria to mean “i will be back” but is wrong grammatically.

 16. “Another aspect is that as human beings we often think faster than we write and it is not possible if you do not have perfect understanding of English to write it because the brain has to sort out your thoughts in the language that is clear to you for your own understanding. This goes to show that any language learnt affects the way you think. For example when you are deeply rooted in Pidgin English and you see a light bulb and want to  express the desire to switch it off the simplest way that comes to your mind is to “off” it. And this is expressed just as it is thought “I want to off the light”.  “I saw your letter” is another example.

 17. “Finally it does not allow for growth of English Language because  standard English language is of high quality and it is not possible to use substandard expressions continuously. Instead the usage of Pidgin English tends to diminish your effort at proper English language as you go on and finally corrupts your WAEC/NECO English entirely”.

 CONCLUSION

18. Schools should wage continuous war on the slavery of students by pidgin English. Punitive measures attached to the use of Pidgin English should be raised to preventive levels.

 19. English Tutors too need to decide on which side of the fence they want to be. Students should,however, know that pidgin is not bad in itself. There are places and occasions  you cannot avoid using it. For instance, if you go to the local market Pidgin English will be more relevant.Or if you are on a net forum and there is need for group identities the use of pidgin from your country will most likely lubricate your engine of understanding and cohesion.

 20. However, in your school and probably in many homes and definitely in your external examinations Pidgin English is not proper or useful.

 21.Do not allow your mates to continue  enslaving you by making Pidgin English attractive to you. Sometimes you speak it on impulse because the others do it. At other times you do so because you don’t want to be left out. You want to be part of the ‘in crowd’ or “its happening group”. But it will get you nowhere as you grow up into a professional person and especially in sectors where you have to display the finer aspects of your upbringing. We therefore urge you to kill the longing in you to continuously use Pidgin English today…okay,at least till your WAEC/NECO/JAMB exams are over.