10 THINGS THEY DONT WANT YOU TO KNOW ABOUT AMBODE BEFORE THE ELECTION

1.Why was Ambode selected? It was because of his quotes to the emperor at Bourdillon which went as follows “if Lagosians sit i’ll tax their seat,if they walk i’ll tax their feet and if they breathe i will ask them for a user licence fee!”.The emperor clapped showing his brown teeth. Thereafter he said Ambode was the best man for the job! Case closed and Oba of Lagos was asked to announce the casting result!

2.That’s why Senator Mamora,Senator Ganiyu Solomon,Mrs Abike Dabiri-Erewa and other more experienced party men and women were not acceptable to the emperor. Ambode is the only one among them who knows how to raise tax burdens for our heads and shoulders to bear. But must the suffering continue?

3.Fifty Shades Of Red is a funny movie, after the casting at Bourdillon about an emperor and his tea-boy called Ambode! It’s a silly movie we watch daily on TVC of their rallies where the emperor is too big to follow his tea-boy leading to the command given to Fashola not only to push the façade but also to keep dancing around like one of the Lagos street sweepers at every stop.

4.The emperor’s choice of Ambode has been likened to a Nobel Prize for Deceivable Accounting.That suits the Emperor fine because he knows Ambode is not a grassroots party man with any real political machinery on ground .He is like Fashola who now knows that after he leaves office he will have to spend hours in waiting to see the emperor.By donating the prize of guv of Lagos to Ambode he wants him tied to his apron strings.They are so sure that Lagos is there for their easy picking.Well lets wait and see.

5.However, no matter all the movie-like make-believe pretences of Fashola and the emperor Lagosians will have at the back of their minds that by his history of service Ambode the accountant and accountability have nothing in common!

6.While he was in the Lagos State Civil Service Ambode had a loophole named after him called “Bourdillon Pipe”. The accountant had loopholes written all over him and his table.It is the same person of shady character who now wants to be governor of Lagos State. Are they planning to widen the leakage? God forbid!

7.When Ambode was Auditor-General all Account Receivables became Account Deceivables through embezzlement and manipulations meaning he is not worthy of our trust.

8.And when he was Accountant-General the books were balanced through creative accounting-50% real and 50% fiction!

9.If Ambode had been Accountant-General during Jakande’s era he would have misled him for personal gains such that there would have been no single Jakande Estate in Lagos today. You can ask him how many houses Lagos State built for poor people when he was Accountant General…it was zero!

10.Above all,Ambode is a bad judgement call for all businesses in Lagos.So let’s remember this before many workers start losing their jobs before the end of this year!

LETS AVOID THEIR PLANS TO CONTINUE TO RULE OVER US AS IF WE ARE SLAVES.LETS DO THIS BY VOTING JIMMY AGBAJE WHO CAN ADVANCE LAGOS BEYOND WHERE IT IS PRESENTLY.JK IS OK!

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