FAYOSE SAYS…”I GO TO BEER PARLOURS EVERY FRIDAY”…FAYOSE GETS REPLY…”THE BEAUTY OF EKITI IS SLAIN UPON ITS HIGH PLACES: HOW ARE THE MIGHTY FALLEN!”

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FAYOSE SAYS..."I GO TO BEER PARLOURS EVERY FRIDAY"...FAYOSE GETS REPLY..."THE BEAUTY OF EKITI IS SLAIN UPON ITS HIGH PLACES: HOW ARE THE MIGHTY FALLEN!"Governor of Ekiti State, Mr. Ayodele Fayose, has said he goes to beer parlour every Friday in order to enable him to get close to the common man in the state.

The governor spoke with journalists in Abuja on Thursday while defending the concept of what he described as “stomach infrastructure” introduced by his government.

He said it would be wrong to assume that stomach infrastructure means only sharing of food and money to the people.

Fayose defended his decision to go to beer parlours, saying that it would be wrong to equate governance with church or morality.

He said, “I also go to beer parlour on Friday to stay with the common men there. Governance is not church; it is about diverse characters and you must relate with them as such.

“Christmas is coming. Why do people go out of their ways to be shopping or doing other things if it is not just to make people merry?

“So, I’m grooming chicken, buying rice, yams, plantain, and the rest of them. I am sure if I give it to families during the festive period, they will be happy. So, stomach infrastructure is a way of life.”

Fayose said most people, who commit crime do so because they felt that life was no longer worthy of living for them and that there was no one to tell them that there was life for them.

He said it was because of this that he set up a department for stomach infrastructure and also appointed a special assistant and a personal assistant on it.

“So, my style without apology is that stomach infrastructure is a way of life for me, I will relate well with my people to alleviate poverty and hunger,” he added.

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1.So town hall meetings na inside beer parlours now? Ekiti,my state, how are the mighty fallen!

2.Fayose una fall my hand o.So na for beer parlour to reach common man?

3.Are u surprised? Una forget say Fayose na PDP creation laik Omisore on Okada followed by masked armed men in SUVS!

4.Fayose should replace “stomach infrastructure” with “welfare” and stop making my state look ridiculous!

5.Congratulations to “educated” Ekiti people.You’ve nailed it with your beer parlour governor.Well done guys!

6.Will Fayose continue to share rice and chicken after his tenure?

7.A whole governor boasting of going to beer parlour every Friday.Will any common man without food at home go to a beer parlour?He missed road.That is not where to meet the common man.

8.May God save us all from the congenital stupidity of this man.

9.Does he know owners of beer parlours will charge common man twice the price of stout to see his excellency?

10.Ekiti people go on soun.Add cowleg,isiewu and nkwobi.But when he is going dont ask about your schools,roads and jobs o!

‘PROPHET’ BASHES GIRLFRIEND WITH STICK AND STONES OVER PREGNANCY!

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 'PROPHET' BASHES GIRLFRIEND WITH STICK AND STONES OVER PREGNANCY!A SELF-proclaimed prophet from Bulawayo’s Pumula suburb allegedly assaulted his girlfriend last Saturday after she informed him that she was pregnant.

Qhubekani Hlabangani, 33, beat up Elizabeth Nyamukweva, 23, after she told him that she was expecting. He denied responsibility for the pregnancy.

The prophet appeared before Western Commonage provincial magistrate Willard Maphios Moyo facing physical abuse charges. Hlabangani was fined $50 fine, with the option of spending two months in prison if he defaults on the payment.

Prosecuting Mufaro Mageza told how Hlabangani beat up his girlfriend on Saturday morning following a misunderstanding.

“On Saturday, at a bushy area in Pumula at around 7AM, Nyamukweva told Hlabangani that she was pregnant by him. The two had a misunderstanding and Hlabangani could not control himself and assaulted Nyamukweva using stones and hit her on her thigh,” said Mageza.

Hlabangani pleaded guilty to the charge.

“I admit that I assaulted her. I could not control myself because the pregnancy is not mine,” he said.

He also begged the magistrate to give him time to pay the fine saying he did not immediately have the money. “I am unemployed, Your worship please give me time to pay because I don’t want to go to prison. I am a prophet and I raise money through helping people here and there but I will pay the fine,” he said.

The magistrate gave him up to November 15 to pay the fine.

- See more at: bulawayo24.com

PROSTITUTE CAUGHT ON CAMERA UNDRESSING FOR COPS AS BRIBE!…PHOTOS

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 PROSTITUTE CAUGHT ON CAMERA UNDRESSING FOR COPS AS BRIBE!…PHOTOS

…hooker in action…

A top earning lady of the night blew a fuse when cops rounded her up as she left a popular nightclub at the weekend, but they gave her breathing space when she undressed down to nothing!

Clad in white stilettos and a mini skirt, it didn’t take time for her to peel off for all to see.

“Bonanini zi*** zabantu alizake libone umfazi omuhle enqunu (You can see yourselves *** you have never seen a pretty woman undressed),” she said to the cops.

She was cheered on by her colleagues while officers were stunned. One of the cops warned that she would be taken in for indecent exposure.

However, in response she told them they would get the shock of their lives when she got to the charge office claiming one of them had asked her to trade “sex for freedom” .

“You are now used to free sex. Take me to Central (police station) I will tell your bosses that you wanted to have a ride on me before letting me go home,” she added.

For some reason, the cops let her go, as people took to their smart phones for some citizen journalism.

In no time the lady jumped into a taxi leaving in a huff, while cops had to work on dispersing the crowd.

A source that spoke to B-Metro said: “She can be gangster like that at times. Even her clients get a dose of what to expect before they take her home. It’s always money upfront, then drinks later. If unlucky she won’t go with you even if you would have paid up. She stays in Pumula South, within a year she had built a house,” he said.

Another lady of the night who operates from the same nightclub claimed the cheeky stripper was known as MaNcube and she comes from Tsholotsho.

- See more at: bulawayo24.com